Pizza Jokes You Knead to Know
July 9, 2020
Slice to see ya! Here are our favorite pizza jokes. Hope they’re not too cheesy for you. Enjoy!
What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice, Slice, Baby.
Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef?
He kneaded the dough.
What’s a pizza lover’s favorite song lyric?
Fold me closer, tiny pizza.
What type of person doesn’t love pizza?
What do you call a religious pizza?
Why does everyone want to be friends with the mushroom?
Because he’s a fungi.
What’s written on pizza’s money?
“In pizza we crust.”